operation have a gay friend backfired
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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