I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
FUCK WHALES
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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