I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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