just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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