I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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