You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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