My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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