so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's rum buckets o'clock
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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