Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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