i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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