just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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