Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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