I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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