So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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