You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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