Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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