I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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