If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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