Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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two words...techno handjob
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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