I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you didnt know i had herpes?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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