Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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