her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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