1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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