we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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You. Win. At. Life.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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