Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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