How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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