It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I party with great urgency now.
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