Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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