Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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