Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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