Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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