Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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