so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
