Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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