im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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