i permit you to call me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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