Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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