its not stalking. its research.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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