you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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