she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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