"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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