I accidentally had phone sex last night
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
