He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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