Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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