I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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