I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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