The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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