Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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