marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
zippers are such a cool invention
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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