two words: eviction party
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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