what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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