She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
did you just send me my own nude
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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