I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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