just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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