I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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