We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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