The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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