is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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