i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I am midnight drunk by noon
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
